Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4 LYRICS

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.-



SEAN:What's your name, baby?



GIRL #4:Desiree.



SEAN:Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.



GIRL #4:What's your name?



-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-



SEAN:My name's sean, I want to get it on.



GIRL #4:Ooh.



SEAN:you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.



GIRL #4:Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.



SEAN:Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--



GIRL #4:Oh my.



SEAN:--You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?



GIRL #4:That's sounds nice, sean.



SEAN:You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor.that's music to my ears.



GIRL #4:I'm already naked, how about you?



SEAN:Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.



GIRL #4:You must look good you stud, are you hard?



SEAN:Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.



GIRL #4:..."Tally-whacker"?



SEAN:No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.



GIRL #4:Oh my god.



SEAN:What?



GIRL #4:-{To other call girl- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.



-{Sean groans-



CALL GIRL #2:-{To Girl #4- your kidding?



GIRL #4:-{To other call girl- And his sweet-meat.



CALL GIRL #2:-{To Girl #4- that's so gross.



-{she hangs up-



SEAN:No.She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.



-{hangs up-



what the fuck is happening



-{weeping-



... I'm horny, goddamn it.Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.