Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version) LYRICS

*talking*
Hello and welcome to Live Bait,
I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy
and feel you've received ample satisfaction from this recording
and now here they are, the arrogant worms

*song begins*

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised
I bet you know my relatives, their names will never die
My mother is a saint and my brother is a god
But all I am is Jesus brother Bob

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

I have to pay the ferry to cross the galilee
but not my brother (no not him) he walks across for free
I finally get to work bout a quarter after nine
Already he's turning water into wine

Jesus brother Bob, Jesus brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of god jr.

One day when I was home, I heard a mighty roar (roar)
There were a thousand people right outside the door