Arrogant Worms, The - Dangerous LYRICS

Darling for you
I think of what i'd so
To keep you safe and sound
I would climb the highest mountain
I would swim the widest sea
I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground
I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos
I would catch a storm of killer bees
I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword
If i didn't know what this could do to me

'cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)
I'd really like to do it
But i might get hurt
It's dangerous (too dangerous)
I don't feel like bleeding
On my brand new shirt
You might say i'm cowardly
Or say i'll full of fright
You might call me yellow
And baby you'd be right!

So i'd skip across volcanoes full of lava
I'd even grab a tiger by the tail
I would make fun of
A boxing champion's mother
But my courage and my bowels both would fail
I would fight off a bunch
Of angry kosacks
I would stop a thousand
Bullets with my hand
I would laugh
As my leg was amputated..
But baby, i'm not that kind of man!

'cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)
I use big words
But i never do the deed
It's dangerous (too dangerous)
I faint like a baby
If i see somebody bleed
I haven't got a backbone
I'm as timid as a mouse
I would find a cure for this
But i can't leave the house!

Cause it's dangerous
Too dangerous
Too dangerous

For meeee! (*this note is held for 25 seconds*)
For meee! (*this note is held for 10 seconds*)
For me. (*this note is held for 2 seconds. then trevor probably passes out*)