Barenaked Ladies - If I Had 1000000 LYRICS

If I had $1000000 (If I had $1000000)
Id buy you a house (I would buy
you a house)
If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)
Id buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)
Id buy you a K Car (a nice
Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.

If I had $1000000
Id build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldnt be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a little tiny frige in there somewhere
*ad lib*
(You know, we could just go in there and hang out -- Like, open the fridge and
stuff, and thered already be foods in there laid out for us, little prewrapped
sausages and things -- Mmm -- You know, they have prewrapped sausages but they
dont have prewrapped bacon -- Well, can you blame them? -- Yeah)

If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)
Id buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat thats cruel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)
Id buy you an exotic pet (Like a
llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)
Id buy you John Merricks remains (All them crazy elephant
bones)
If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.

If I had $1000000
We wouldnt have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
Wed take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had $1000000
We wouldnt have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would.
*ad lib*
(Of course we would, wed just eat more -- And buy really expensive ketchups with
it -- Thats right, all the fanciest ketchups in th...dijon ketchup -- Mmm --
Mm-hmm)

If I had $1000000 (If had
$1000000)
Id buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress thats
cruel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)


Id buy you some art (a Picasso
or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000 (If I had
$1000000)
Id buy you a monkey (havent
you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 Id buy your love.

If I had $1000000,
If I had $1000000,
If I had $1000000,
If I had $1000000,
Id be rich