Ben Folds Five - All U Can Eat LYRICS

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant

What do you think they weigh?

Out the window to the parking lot

At their SUV's, taking all of the space



They give no fuck

They talk as loud as they want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there's enough, for them



Gonna get on the microphone down at WalMart

Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

Talk about the state of this great nation of our's

People look to your left, yeah, look to your right



They give no fuck

They buy as much as they want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there's enough, for them



Son, look at the people lining up for plastic

Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic

Squatting bare ass in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose



See that asshole with a peace sign on his liscence plate?

Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

God made us number one 'cause he loves us the best

Well he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest



(They give no)

Yeah, and everyone can see

(They give no)

We've eaten all that we can eat