Bloodhound Gang - David Song LYRICS

David look at yourself woops I forgot
You cant see because your eye is not
All in proportion it faces the left side
Comin from the doctor sayin you need a glass eye
Oh wait dude dont beat me up
Just because I said you dont have any nuts
And because I said your dog licks your puss
Are you afraid to hit me dont be a wuss
Come at me and Ill hit you in your other eye dawg
You wont be able to see so youll be trippin over logs
Youll go to the special class like the other blind dude
Ill leave you walkin with a stick all around school
Nobody likes you cant you see that
Youre just like Malachi but dont smell as bad
And your hairs not as long
But we all know you both fuck your mom
This rhyme is over and its short too
Cause I aint wastin breath on a fuckin gay dude