Butthole Surfers - Dracula From Houston (Complete) LYRICS

Got no future

Great big past

Little bitty guy on the rim of my glass

Gotta meet the plane so I can get my monkey

Teach him to be cool

But a little bit funky

Got no credit

And I got no fear

And I got about a buck

So I can buy a beer

Gotta see a doctor ‘bout the words I've said

And I gotta get a bike

And I gotta paint it red



Chorus:

Oh no

We gotta go

We're not gonna live forever

Why? Why? We gotta die

You know that well be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a savior

You don’t have to be there

Cause I'm never never never

Comin’ home



Three feet deep in a slow motion wreck

I was walkin the walk

And I was talkin to the best

I was wrinkled and shriveled

And steppin’ outta line

Had the end against the middle and losin every time

I was famous and heinous and crippled and sad

Thought I was invincible the baddest of the bad

Then I woke up one morning

And I stepped out of bed

Had to get a bike

Had to paint it red



Oh no

We gotta go

Were not gonna live forever

Why? Why? We gotta die

You know that well be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a savior

I know that you’ll miss me

But I’m never never never

Comin’ home



Crazy (I'm crazy I wanna tell you that I'm crazy) x5



Oh no

We gotta go

Were not gonna live forever

Why? Why? we gotta die

You know that well be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a savior

You don’t have to be there

Cause I’m never never never

Comin’ home



Staring in disbelief

Out at the gloom

I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon

I got real good in about six years

Started playin’ out for a couple of beers

Then one day I was playin at the gig and in walked the monkey with a couple of funky friends

He came right over and said this is what you’ll do

You’re gonna get a bike

Your gonna paint it blue



Oh no

We gotta go

Were not gonna live forever

Why? Why? We gotta die

You know that well be together

Hey hey we gotta say

I could never be a savior

I know that you’ll miss me,

But I’m never never never

Comin’ home...