Eminem - Kids (Explicit) LYRICS

[MR. MACKEY]

And everyone should get along...

Akay children quiet down, quite down

Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day

His neame is MR. SHADY

Children quiet down please

Brain don't throw that (SHUT UP!)

Mr. Shady will be your new substitute

While Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)

Good luck Mr. Shady



Hi there, little boys and girls (FUCK YOU)

Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels

But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)

Say, Hi Bob, ("Hi Bob") Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom

And he don't got a job, 'cuase Bob sits at home and smokes pot

But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot

And Bob likes to hong out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock

When it's lat and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog

Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chooppping black (AHH!)

And even if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge

Till one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job

When she left someone grab her whole face and said not to talk

But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off

Bu Bob would't knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker

Crazier than Slim Shady if off the vodka

You couldn't even since the day Stacey went off to wander

They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the