ICP - House Of Wonders LYRICS

So there you are, your sitting there just kinda chilling

A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dillan

The 90210 bitch with the funny hair

So I'ma change a few things around here and there

Start with your eyes, I pluck them both out your head

And pull your balls out your sac and stick them there instead

Then I snap off your toes

And stick them in your nose

And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows

You're almost ready, gotta fix ya for the show tonight

But your lips, man to me, they just don't look right

They could be a little fatter, even more

So fucking fat that your lip is dragging on the floor

Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out

And tack a sign on it telling what you're all about

Set you up cause now your ready, so open up the door

Cause at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show



Carnival thrills

Carnival chills

Carnival excites you, carnival kills

Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!

Another freak show from the juggalugalo

Carnival thrills

Carnival chills

Carnival excites you, carnival kills

Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!

Another freak show from the juggalugalo



Come on in, chicky, wow!!

Ain't you a pretty?

I think I'll start with the silicone that's in your titty

I pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheek

So now you look like the elephant bitch freak

Don't try to run, chicky poo, I'm just getting started

I beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded

Remember the ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?

Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom

You can't understand but it's you they staring at

I stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you fat

Then I strech your fucking lips and stick them in your ear

So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear

I shave you bald and glue your titty on the top

Then I spin ya on your nipple until you drop

Hey!! Almost ready, Jumpsteady?

Open the door

Cause at the House of Wonders you're the freak show



Carnival thrills

Carnival chills

Carnival excites you, carnival kills

Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!

Another freak show from the juggalugalo

Carnival thrills

Carnival chills

Carnival excites you, carnival kills

Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!

Another freak show from the juggalugalo

So there you are...Oh my God!!...So there you

are...oh-oh-oh my God!!...So there you are...oh my

God!!...So there you are...oh my...So there you are...



Carnival thrills

Carnival chills

Carnival excites you, carnival kills

Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!

Another freak show from the juggalugalo

Carnival thrills

Carnival chills

Carnival excites you, carnival kills

Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!

Another freak show from the juggalugalo

So there you are