Keith Urban - *Hidden Song* "My One Chord Song" LYRICS

ladies and gentlemen, where is bimbo #5?
are you ready for the billenium?
1,2,3 4 6 everybody in the car lets go have sex
to the hotel around the corner
girls wanna do the president but i really dont wanna
get caught like i did last year
i found a new girl with a great big rear
i had monica, jennifer, paula, and cathline and maybe five other girls in between
but i like to try a new piece of pork
but 'ol punky legs is in New York
if shes alive i will try to jumple,
then i will dump her
(chorus)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of jennifer out the door
a little bit of paula on the bed
a little bit of hillary, now im dead
bimbo #5
pull your pants down
and toss 'em on the ground
now bark like a hound and i'll make a donkey sound
now i'll chase you then you chase me
if i get caught will you spank my fanny please
clap your hands once
heres a big suprise
everyone was wrong it points to the right
(chorus 2)
monicas gone away
maybe miss america will come out and play
a little bit of britney would be nice
a little bit of hillary im all nice
bimbo #5
honey cough!! hahaha
hey baby, have you ever been in a 40 billion dollar investigation?
as a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seal on them
hey wanna see the eagle's beak get real big? hahaha
note to myself.....
nail her later
(chorus 3)
a little bit of monica ohh no more
a little bit of cathline out the door
jennifer lopez in my bed
a little bit of hillary now im dead
ohh i do love new york
wont you please elect my wife
ya know get her out of the house
cuz i got yard work to do
yea thats right yard work
bimbo #6?