Pansy Division - The Cocksucker Club LYRICS

Hes thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
Hes ready to take those fantasies
And make them into something real
And finally do all the things
Hes been dreaming of
Hes joining the cocksucker club
To not have to pretend he was drunk
When he seduced his roommate on his bunk
He might be bi, he might be gay
But he knows hes finally ready to say
Some of the things
Hes constantly thinking of
By joining the cocksucker club
So lick lick lick suck suck suck
Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck
Down on your knees, giving good head
Do it on your parentsqueen-size bed
In high school hed spend hundreds of hours
Fantasizing about boys in the showers
Billy was hung, Rick was thick
Daniel had a most upstanding dick
But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love
By joining the cocksuck club
So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
Do it though your jaws start to hurt
The taste and feel of a dick thats new
Is a fun activity to pursue
Hes thought about it for a long long time
About being attracted to his own kind
Hes finally facing what it means
when another boy causes a lump in your jeans
Taking the plunge
Goindown for love
Hes joining the cocksucker club
Hes ready for the cocksucker club
Hes a member of the cocksucker club