Pansy Division - Touch My Joe Camel LYRICS

We've made it into the doorway
We've made it up the stairs
We've made it into the bedroom
Where I'll take you by your short curly hairs
You start to take your clothes off
But I stop you before a thing hits the floor
'Cause it can be hot to do it slowly
And there's so much I want to explore
I want to strip you down
Slowly strip you down
Totally strip you down
I'd like to take some time
To let the mystery unfold
Sometimes what's hidden
Is sexier than what's shown
It's nice to find a hard-on
But sooner than I'd planned
I'd rather start with a softy
And feel you hardening in my hand
For some guys sex is a formula
It seems so calculated
I would have had a lot more fun sometimes
If I'd stayed home and masturbated
A good lover discovers
That patience gets rewarded
In the rush to uncover
So much goes unrecorded
So don't undress just yet
This ain't no race or contest
I want to know every inch
Before we finally get down to the bottom