Pedro The Lion - Beauty Queens LYRICS

What makes you think

That everyone looks back

In a day or two

Husbands in Winter, they know the truth

But what can they do

I don’t like girls the way they are

So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars

Then we can pretend it’s natural



Put on whatever makes you attractive

If it’s not you then do it for the sake of fashion

If friends like a certain you, that’s who you’ve got to be



Junior high legs, blond hair gone brown, from removing it

Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen

Her tiara digging deep in her head



Put on whatever makes you attractive

If it’s not you then do it for the sake of fashion

If friends like a certain you, that’s who you’ve got to be

That’s who you’ve got to be



I’m staring to think that I’m kind of shy

Or at least I’d like to be

Winter legs give me heart attacks

So take it of with laser so it never comes back

Then we can pretend it’s natural