Steven Lynch - If I were gay(real ones) LYRICS

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head

But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
If I were gay we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants :-)

Its not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you :-)
Another time another scene
I'd be rigt behind you if you know what I mean :-)

If I were gay I would give you my soul
If I were gay I would give you my hole..by :-)
If I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay so why don't you stop cupping my b...hands:-)

We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist:-)
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your........ LOL