They Might Be Giants - Banana Slugs LYRICS

The banana slugs are out in force,
They make a tastey meal of course.
Suck them dry when first you meet,
They're also easy to re-heat.

I like to call them 'nana slugs,
They're easier to catch than bugs.
Banana slugs will be your meal,
In methods that I will re-veal.

Boil, bake them, shake and bake them,
Nibble on their heads and make them
Ewwy, gooy, rich and chewy,
Cook 'em in a wok, chop sewi.

Fry them after lightly breading,
All the vitamens you are getting
When you see them seem like dribble,
Once you see how much the srivel.

They're only bitter on the outside;
When you put them in a blender
You will render a meal
You well remember for trhe rest of your life.

Boiling makes a soup that's yummy
Slightly crawl around your tummy,
As they try to get out you will scream and scream and scream.

Before they come out of your throat
You must create a salty moat;
When they touch salt you're vitly dribbled,
Down your stomach; it will tickle.

A couple scoops of ice cream, and some chocolate
Will give you a real banana split!
You can make them into milkshakes,
But you've got to remember-
To clean out the blender (stick to the sides)

Once, when I was standing outside, barefoot, enjoying a pleasenthly moist day, I discovered a banana slug on my foot, trying to eat my toe.Sudderly, I noticed more banana slugs coming my way.I ran screaming from the horacious horrid, as I still do to this day, whenever I find myself barefoot, outdoor, and see a banana slug.In fact, I believe banana slugs to be one of the most vicious and athological predator preadators of human beings on the planet; there are only two reasons why we don't hear more horror stories of banana slug-related deaths.First; they arn't very smart; they can't plan ahead, use tools, or lure their pray with suddle bait.Second; and this is the important thing to remember if you ever find yourself in a life-treatening situation where a banana slug has the upper hand; they are very, very, slow.

Chop them, pound them,
Slice and dice them,
Flabba beans will do quite nicley,
You can even make them into Julian fries.

Any way that you prepare them,
Works quite well, I shouldn't tell you,
That you parents feed you slugs
And call it stew.

My 'nana slugs, I'll share with you,
But only if you ask me to.
I think that I'll go have a snack,
Please sing this son't 'till I get back.