Twiztid - Drunken Ninja Master LYRICS

Is it a vampire that you see before your eyes?

Before you focus, I dematerialize

And vanish into thin air

So all you scary bitches better beware

For six petals of the Lotus Pod, prepare

For the coming of the creatures in dark with blind faith

The battle is before us, the target is Hell's gate

I'm the first general of the Cobra-God Shadowcasters

The black demon, Madrox, drunken ninja master

The night air makes me awake from my daytime dream

It always seems like there's a killer loose, livin' in me

I try runnin' from the shadows into the moonlight streets

In search of hoping to find a place like me

Offerin' forgotten souls, drippin' blood, give the hatchet respect

The Lotus all up in this bitch, givin' free chin checks

Suffocating from the cellar 'cause we grow with the stars

Even the drunken ninja's knowin' who we are, muthafucka!!

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

Blood bath, arms open with my wings spread

I'm in this burned down house and I'm surrounded by the dead

Now visualize

I can reach a cloud sky high

And I can make it all turn red before your very eyes

Shadowless in the mirror like oxygen

Fuck us bein' off the hook, bitch-boy, we off the hit

I keep hitt-atin' like monsters when the trees blow by

And I'm demented with this killer inside

Who wanna die?!?!

Look at me, I scale walls

And throw Poof balls

I seek and destory the skulls of devils without a cause

Chinese stars, I throw these

For the Dark Lot-eese

I represent the dead

Louise and the police

And broom jabronis

Look at my face, Jesus, don't ask my religion

Or I'll draw this Hex ninja sword and make my incision

I'm like Shaggy with this beat

I'm weak

I'm sweet

A drunken ninja master, I'll fuck you like, ah, Joe Bruce

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

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(Bunch of reversed shit)

Drinkin', smokin', thuggin', maxin'

Lifestyle of a ninja straight out the fuckin' casket

Fuckin' with a dead man, you'll get your head took

Sacrifice for the Lotus Pod, for Blaze a crook

And if any punks wanna step up and test yo' luck

You find yourself layin' in the back of the truck

Muthafucka, I'm a drunken ninja master thug

Fuck 40's of Bud

We drinkin' 40's of blood

(yeah!!)

Grab the bottle, pop the cap

Throw it back

Expired bitch's blood flowin' down my neck

Constantly puttin' shit in my body direct from Hell's bowels

Causin' my hands to do things out my brain's control

Like, let's see, umm....grabbin' and squeezin'

Wakin' up next to lifeless bodies that ain't breathin'

Blame it on the blood, voodoo, or alcohol

And you'll just make this call faster

From a drunken ninja master

You fuckin' bastard!!

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

Drunken...

Ninja...

Master...

Lotus...

Lotus...

Drunken.............