Weird Al Yankovic - 1985 Food Medley-07-The Rye And The Kaiser LYRICS

Fat and week what a disgrace.

Guess the champ got too lazy.

ain't goin' to fly now.

He's just taking up space.

Sold his goves, threw his eggs down the drain.



But he's no bum he works down the street.

he baught the neighbourhood deli

Back on his feet now he's chopping up meat.

From inside maybe you'll hear his say.



try the rye or the kaiser

they're our special tonight

if you want you can have an appetiser

You might like a salami and the liver's alright

And they'd realy go well with the rye or the kaiser



Never eats while on the job

he heard it's good to stay hungry

but he makes a pretty mean shish kabab

have a taste they were made fresh today



try the rye or the kaiser

or the weed or the wight

maybe i can suggest an appetiser

stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight

but you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser



So today his deli comes first

Steady dreams of his past days of glory

goes in the back and beats upon the liver works

all the while you can still hear him say



It's the rye or the kaiser

it's the thrill of one bite

let me please be you catering advisor

If you want substatution I won't put up a fight

You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser



the rye or the kaiser



the rye or the kaiser